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| 1950's lyrics: | Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will. |
| 1960's lyrics: | When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything. |
| 1970's lyrics: | I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. |
| 2012 lyrics: | Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt. |
| 1782 lyrics: | Leck mich im Arsch (Lick me in the arse) |
— F. Scott Fitzgerald,Ā The Great Gatsby (via dulcetdecember)
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if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote āit was friday the 13th, the night before halloweenā for her opening sentence
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still not sure what exactly math is
Itās buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem
may my mind stroll about hungry
and fearless and thirsty and supple
and even if itās sunday may i be wrong
for whenever men are right they are not young
and may myself do nothing usefully
and love yourself so more than truly
thereās never been quite such a fool who could fail
pulling all the sky over him with one smile.
— e.e cummings from Complete Poems 1904 - 1962 (via violentwavesofemotion)
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fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
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omfg iām crying at the latest episode of Got because daenerys is listening to this guy and sheās so tired of his bullshit and she looks directly at the camera like sheās in an Office episodeĀ
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